theory - Bar Crew

Anytime you go to the bar it is absolutely necessary to bring a group of friends. Going to the bar by yourself is creepy. Meeting people there is less creepy, but still not ideal.

-Your crew should consist of at least three people in total: you, an ugly friend, and the designated driver.

-The ugly friend is there to make you look good by comparison and the designated driver is there to stop you from dying.

-If the designated driver can double as the ugly friend then you have room in your crew for an experienced wingman.

-Avoid going as a pair with your designated driver/ugly friend hybrid because it may look like you are "together," and that doesn't usually go over too well.

Bar technique is a completely different story but now you know how to be properly equipped when traveling to a bar.

It's science.