definition - Shoe Canoe

Shoe Canoe: [shoo can-oo]

-noun

1. Simmilar to getting a booter of snow, a shoe canoe is getting a shoe full of water. As suggested by the name, this often happens while traveling by canoe.

  Oh man, this is clownshoes! I just got a shoe canoe!

theory - Conversation Theory

If two people are having a pleasant talk about an issue, it is a discussion.

If two people have a discussion that involves their opinions, it becomes an argument.

If two people are having an argument and wearing suits, then it is a debate.

It's science.

definition - Tree Rain

Tree Rain: [chree rayne]

-noun

1. A phenomenon that happens after a rainfall. Rain collected on the leaves of trees is blown off by the wind, simulating rain, even under tree cover.

  Is it raining? No, it's just tree rain.

definition - Radley

Radley: [rad-ley]

-adverb

1. To describe an action of a rad thing.
  That pig pit turned out pretty radley.

2. To perform a rad operation on a thing. 

  I just need to paint it radley, then we're in business.

-Dange

definition - Beverage Device

Beverage Device: [bev-er-ahj dee-vice]

  -noun

  1. Any object that will hold and/or serve a beverage/sauce.

    That beverage device has a rim on it.

    That beverage device has a brim on it.

theory - Brim vs. Rim

While both words are use to describe the edge of cylindrical objects, they represent two different things. Brim, like on a hat, is a flat edge, where as rim, like on a Tim Hortons beverage device, has a more bulbous edge. There can only exist either a brim or a rim on a single object, never both at the same time. If a brim is rounded over, it becomes a rim, and consequently, if a rim is flattened, it becomes a brim.

It's science.

theory - Swiped vs. Sniped

While both words are used to describe the taking of objects, there is a great difference in the context they may be used in. Swiped always refers to a horizontal hand motion similar to a magician's slight of hand. Sniped refers to a more stealthy maneuver requiring the element of surprise, and is deserving of the exclamation "Face!"

If you take a pencil off the table, it is swiped, where as if you take a pencil out of someone's hand when they are looking the other way, it is sniped. 

It's science. 

definition - Goggles

Goggles: [gaw-glz]

  -noun

  1. A word to refer to any safety equipment.

    Hearing protection would be known as ear goggles.

    Gloves would be known as hand goggles.

    etc.

theory - Webbed Fingers

Some philosopher once wrote, "imagine your fingers as strengths and the space between your fingers as weaknesses, when you join hands with other people, their strengths cover up your weaknesses."

According to this idea, if you had webbed fingers, you would have no weaknesses.

It's science.

theory - Girls For Attention

In a bar or house party setting, friendly girls will resort to dancing with each other in order to receive attention and/or alcoholic beverages. If this doesn't work, the girls will escalate their attention-seeking tactics (making out with each other).

According to the popular vote, this technique works 100% of the time.

It's science.

definition - Experienced Wingman

Experienced Wingman: [ex-peer-ee-enced wyng-man]

  -noun

  1. Someone who is so successful at picking up women that they are able to lend their talents in order to aid other members of their bar crew.

    A designated driver/ugly friend hybrid makes room in your bar crew for an experienced wingman.