definition - Absolute Quat

Absolute Quat [ab-soh-loot kwat]

-noun
1. A point of quat, theoretically equal to 37 qT : the hypothetical point at which a substance would have no dirt or impurities.
I cleaned your spatula with a multi-quat sanitizer. It looks virtually absolute quat.

definition - Quat

Quat [kwat]

-adverb

1. Free from dirt or impurities.
That pot that just went through the multi-quat sanitizer is looking pretty quat.

-noun
2. The property of being free of dirt or impurities.
My bathtub has quat.

-quantity Abbr. qT
3. A measure used for representing the quat of a specified object. The measure for quat is derived from a formula where
d = mass of dirt on specified object (g)
m= mass of specified object (g)
s = average shade of grey *

qT = 20 *(1 - d/m) + 17 *[1-(1-a/256)]

The preceding formula renders a minimum quat of zero. Quat may never exceed 37 qT, also known as absolute quat.
* average shade of grey based on 256 intensity greyscale, where 0=black and 256=white

-verb
4. To clean/remove dirt from an object, usually by cleaning it. In doing so, raising the quat of said object.
I can't go out tonight, I have to quat my room.