September 7, 2008

definition - Tryhard

Tryhard [chry-hahrd]

-noun
1. A person who tries really hard to fit in by following trends and copying the "cool" people around them but is obviously unsuccessful at it.
  Did you see that tryhard at the skatepark? He got stretched by a BMXer when he attempted a manual.

theory - Post Secondary Theory

When young women are finishing up high school and trying to figure out what they want to do with their life, they decide they want to help people. This desire to help people leads them to the faculty of education, so they can teach children, or nursing, so they can help heal old people.

If girls are still young at heart (also known as immature) they are more interested in being a veterinarian or a marine biologist, so that they can help housepets or dolphins, respectively.

It's science.

theory - Truck/Bike Rule

Since women rarely travel by way of truck or bicycle, it is very attention-grabbing to see them driving either. Because of this, it magnifies the attractiveness, or unattractiveness, of the woman traveling by bike/truck.

A decent looking woman would get J'approved while riding a truck because she is not a hillbilly.
A large woman riding a bike would look like she is about to crush the bike or plow through a brick wall.

It's science.