theory - Font Theory

The quality of a store, restaurant, or business can be determined by the quality of font used in its business logo.

It's science.

definition - Meal

Meal: [meel]

-noun

Anything consumed, at a scheduled time, that contains meat. 

Yum, that meal was so good! (porridge, orange juice, and toast)

definition - Absolute Quat

Absolute Quat [ab-soh-loot kwat]

-noun
1. A point of quat, theoretically equal to 37 qT : the hypothetical point at which a substance would have no dirt or impurities.
I cleaned your spatula with a multi-quat sanitizer. It looks virtually absolute quat.

definition - Quat

Quat [kwat]

-adverb

1. Free from dirt or impurities.
That pot that just went through the multi-quat sanitizer is looking pretty quat.

-noun
2. The property of being free of dirt or impurities.
My bathtub has quat.

-quantity Abbr. qT
3. A measure used for representing the quat of a specified object. The measure for quat is derived from a formula where
d = mass of dirt on specified object (g)
m= mass of specified object (g)
s = average shade of grey *

qT = 20 *(1 - d/m) + 17 *[1-(1-a/256)]

The preceding formula renders a minimum quat of zero. Quat may never exceed 37 qT, also known as absolute quat.
* average shade of grey based on 256 intensity greyscale, where 0=black and 256=white

-verb
4. To clean/remove dirt from an object, usually by cleaning it. In doing so, raising the quat of said object.
I can't go out tonight, I have to quat my room.

definition - Tryhard

Tryhard [chry-hahrd]

-noun

1. A person who tries really hard to fit in by following trends and copying the "cool" people around them but is obviously unsuccessful at it.

  Did you see that tryhard at the skatepark? He got stretched by a BMXer when he attempted a manual.

theory - Post Secondary Theory

When young women are finishing up high school and trying to figure out what they want to do with their life, they decide they want to help people. This desire to help people leads them to the faculty of education, so they can teach children, or nursing, so they can help heal old people.

If girls are still young at heart (also known as immature) they are more interested in being a veterinarian or a marine biologist, so that they can help housepets or dolphins, respectively.

It's science.

theory - Truck/Bike Rule

Since women rarely travel by way of truck or bicycle, it is very attention-grabbing to see them driving either. Because of this, it magnifies the attractiveness, or unattractiveness, of the woman traveling by bike/truck.

A decent looking woman would get J'approved while riding a truck because she is not a hillbilly.

A large woman riding a bike would look like she is about to crush the bike or plow through a brick wall.

It's science.

definition - Frankensteined

Frankensteined: [frayn-kin-styned]

-verb

1. To crudely piece together at least two things to form one very sketchy looking, but effective new object.

  I just frankensteined my bike with a weed whacker and now I can cut the grass in minutes! 

definition - Shoe Canoe

Shoe Canoe: [shoo can-oo]

-noun

1. Simmilar to getting a booter of snow, a shoe canoe is getting a shoe full of water. As suggested by the name, this often happens while traveling by canoe.

  Oh man, this is clownshoes! I just got a shoe canoe!

theory - Conversation Theory

If two people are having a pleasant talk about an issue, it is a discussion.

If two people have a discussion that involves their opinions, it becomes an argument.

If two people are having an argument and wearing suits, then it is a debate.

It's science.